Day 407 - Wait up… I still need a jobbie job?

Dear Jobbie Job,

I was out looking for you today, but to no avail. I hit up some of the more popular employment sites… www.get-paid-for-less-and-work-more-dot-com
www.sucka-toe-get-a-job-dot-com
www.awesomest-friggin-jobs-around-for-crazy-low-salaries-dot-com.

All the great places you usually reside. Why weren’t you there? How many days do I have to look? It’s been 407 days, 279 interviews, 82 2nd interviews, 18 third interviews and 608 gutwrenching chats with HR.

~ by shrewdamire on March 20, 2008.